Extraction- continued (part - II)

1 month back:
              It was a normal day at the Rajnikant household. He was chasing a tiger for his morning milk. He then took a newspaper and started reading it. "Great onion robbery: 135% profit margin" read the headline. "What has the world become into?", he thought to himself. Rajni hated this, it was getting too monotonous for him. "Daddy, someone's on the line. He wants to talk to you", shouted his daughter. Rajni went to his room & picked up the receiver.
           "We need your help sir. We need to find something and only you can help us sir." Rajni smilingly replied- "Its all fine, but yaar ra nee?" "All I can tell is that i'm calling on behalf of AGNES." And the caller informed rajni of the grave situation that had befallen them.

1 month later, now rajni was face to face with the tuples that would provide him with the answers that he and his dedicated group were searching for the past one month. He was now looking at the tuples with an air of relief.
   All of a sudden, all the tuples blanked out. Rajni- "Tell me. What do you know about #%^& . . . . . @!***^%$. . . " But their eyes became completely filled with the sclera, all white. Its as if they couldn't comprehend the latter part of the question.
   Suddenly, all the tuples got attracted to each other like the pieces of a magnet. They came together, arranging themselves in different dimensions, thus forming the CUBE. Everyone looked amazed, as they couldn't believe how so many tuples could form such a small cube.

No sooner that it happened, there was a loud thud. Optimus Prime came crashing down on the roof of the lab. He was holding Sam in his hands, protecting him from Megatron. Star screamer pulled out his weapon and started bombarding at Prime. "Get the cube, boy" shouted Prime (please read this in the same way as the deep-throat voice of Prime, for added effects).  "Not so fast earthling" Megatron said with a resolute voice. The autobots and the decepticons engaged in a cataclysmic battle that would end in the destruction of the planet, beyond relief.

For once, even our superstar looked perplexed. He looked back, for something or someone to intervene.

"CUT. What the hell is going on? This is my set. Extraction is being shot here. Not some transformer series. Go on, all you machines. Vacate the place and take the kid with you" screamed Christopher WAN(noLAN). The transformers looked at each other. "Oh sorry. My bad" quipped Megatron as the transformers left the set. "OK people, lets get back to our work. I've got a schedule to keep up to" Christopher shouted to get the attention of his crew. "They go behind every cube on the planet, those dumb bots" murmured Christopher in anger. "I heard that kanna" Rajni said, reminiscing his days of being an Endhiran. 

Normalcy appeared to return, but Hey, Where did the cube go????                         There appeared to be a huge hole created due to the impact of the blast from Star screamer's weapon. One researcher points to this gaping hole and says "The cube's fallen in there sir". After hearing this, Rajni appeared to be running for something. Something that was lying next to his drawer.   
"Sir, but that's just a pogo stick" said the researcher. Rajni- "Aama kanna, i'm gonna drill-down using this!!!" and no sooner did he finish saying this, he hopped onto the pogo stick and plummeted into the abyss.

Rajni reached the bottom, of the vast chasm ( hey, it rhymed ;) ) , but there was darkness all around. He couldn't see a thing, let alone the cube. Then something hit him. ( No its not the cube, lol ;) ) It was a small rock, Rajni scratched it and could feel something, something like braille. So he kept the rock in his pocket. But still he couldn't find the cube in the darkness. Now something really hit him. And he said "Eureka" and a small bulb started glowing on top of his head. ( No seriously, all he had to say was Eureka ). He used the light from the bulb to search for the cube. And there it was, lying down, the cube. But it had been damaged a little.

Out of nowhere, an oracle rose from the dust. She was beautiful, not like anyone you've seen before. She was Sampling & Heuristics Enabled, used to Establish Associations. Her name was SHEELA ( and once again 'L' remains silent ;) )  She spoke coquettishly, " My name is SHEELA, and these are my assets."  ( Hold your horses people, let me complete!!! ) - " JAVA and Naivety for Identifying classes i.e, JAVA_NI". ( Wish i could, but you only sing the background score- My name is SHEELA, SHEELA ki JAVA_NI )

"Use the rock which you scratched earlier, and use my assets, to find untold pleasures eluding man" said SHEELA. ( pun intended ;) ) After listening to this, rajni removed the rock from his pocket. Now he could see some thing engraved on the rock. "Its a Classifier" ( not Amplifier ;) ) exclaimed rajni. Now he knew he had to find the distance between the Cube and rock to classify the tuples in the cube and hence find its true purpose. He used Euclidean distance formula ( Why?? Coz the value of p=2, thats why!!! ) He got the distance value to be 7.14142843. Something was not right, thought rajni. He was missing something. Something grave....                                             



                                                                         - to be continueeed........