Extraction- Directed by Christopher WAN(noLAN)

"Oh God, the data is too overwhelming Sir", exclaimed a professor. "It looks like they're going to stage a protest", he continued. Another shouted, "There must be some mistake. They've come to life Sir. Its going to be a revolt". A calm and peaceful lab just a minute ago, turned into a wreck as all the researchers started running uptight.

Amidst all this tumult, one man appeared to be horrifyingly stoical. It was like he seemed to be enjoying every bit of this. Well, why wouldn't he? He was trained for such gruesome brutalities of life. He was destined to achieve the impossible. Ever since he was born, he's been credited with various accomplishments. Accomplishments which were else elusive to man.

He swirled his coat and with just one look of his, he could calm the entire lab. It was as if the person was endowed with the power of stopping even time.

   No he's not a bird, nor a plane...  not even Superman( Don't even think about Perman )   He's our very own RAJNI saar!!!!!

"Kanna, you forgot didn't you?", he asked a prof. "Yes sir", the man could only shriek. "Aah! i only have to do everything, i say" ( the sentence normally ends in "i say" lol )

By now, they were all over the place. Running amok with rage. They were DAngerous and TAinted Tomes, Unless Processed Efficiently. Data Tuples for short. ('L' is silent ;) )
These tuples came from disparate sources, but were shouting in unison - "We won't be controlled by you. no more"

The researchers thought that their end was fast approaching them. Even faster than a quick sort algorithm with a very less time complexity. They were all dejected. Partly because they were looking into the face of death. And also because they wouldn't be able to complete their work. The kind of work that would put to rest some doubts clouding a mystery. (Will get to that mystery later!!!! )
Meanwhile, these data tuples were growing in number, and it seemed like nothing could stop them.

"These silly tuples are like pigs, they can be instantiated millions of times and thus can attack only in groups. Kanna but I'm a lion, Singleton class, only one is enough" ( Translation for Rajni fans: "panni kootama varu, singo single aa varu" ;) ;) )    

"Bring out the hoses", our saar shouted. "Lets clean 'em".
"But sir, these tuples have holes in them, they're incomplete. The water will just go right through them. There's no point, we're all doomed".
Rajni had other ideas. He just jumped, and from mid air, scanned the entire lab with his laser like eyes.
He got what he wanted. He swooped down near his super computer. There was a small drawer right next to it. He opened it and took out a blaster-filler gun, entered some random numbers into it. He looked at the tuples and said "kanna ive' entered the mean", smiling he took at a shot at each tuple. The tuples were now complete, making them vulnerable to the hoses. Rajni then blasted the water. Other researchers couldn't believe the fortunate turn of events.

The  tuples came out clean after this act. There was a cherubic glow in them. They were truly Transformed!!!  Now they agreed to help our hero....

"Time's running out fast kanna. Tell me..  Tell me what do you know about . . . . .  . . . . . . .   "  



                                                                                  - to be continueeed.......